2011年8月8日 星期一

Blogger Cindy 提到...

笑話三則
1.Poison
A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening. My wife is poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi says, "Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"

2.Living Will
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will."
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle," the man said. "If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

3.Wedding Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer answered, " I。 don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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2011年8月18日 上午8:17 , Blogger WHY 提到...

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好好活,慢慢拖,一年還有幾萬多;
不要攀,不要比,不要自己氣自己;
少吃鹽,多吃醋,少打麻將多散步;
按時睡,按時起,跑步跳舞健身體;
父是天,母是地,盡孝父母要牢記;
夫妻愛,子女孝,家和比啥都重要;
行點善,積點德,多做善事多積德;
只要能吃飯,錢就不會斷;
不怕賺錢少,就怕走得早;
官再大,錢再多,閻王照樣土裡拖;

 

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