高師大英語系68級同學會部落格: 蔡平陽的家上報了

2011年7月20日星期三

王華玉

聯合報 7/20 報導

14小子單車浪遊夜宿蔡平陽的客廳
鼓勵他們 "玩出味道最重要"

於 2011年8月7日上午11:43 , Cindy 提到...: 笑話三則
1.Poison
A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening. My wife is poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi says, "Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"

2.Living Will
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will."
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle," the man said. "If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

3.Wedding Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer answered, " I。 don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."